Religious rants

@hell_hound7 born a Shia Muslim. Then converted to Sunni Muslim. Then started disliking Islam and became Agnostic. And now he wants to be an Adventist XD

I was born a retard. Then converted to praying to the goddess aqua. Then started disliking Aquas screaming and bitching. And now wants to be a worshipper AI waifus

Alright, who's the wise guy that left a dybbuk box on the porch with a "Your problem now" sign on it? Hah hah, very funny. Bother the occultist with your noob Cabalistic binding ritual. It's the equivalent of leaving a flaming turd in a bag. Anyways, I named it Nebby because the damn thing really hates getting back in the box whenever it gets loose. Trying to find a way to send it back, but I've been without power or my ADHD meds for about a month since I started wrestling with this thing for dominance... No clue if the two are related, but least its kept me busy with something. Don't worry, it hasn't been mistreated, but after having twelve psychic attacks in my sleep, sixteen explosive nosebleeds, and two low key heart attacks, I'm starting to loose my patience. Do you want the thing back? I could send it without the box if you prefer. Easier to exorcise that way.

Ah shit, can I get that back? Wrong house, I meant to put in my father in law's house https://media.tenor.com/fpY66w15IrQAAAAd/anime-devil-man.gif

Felt like this was a good video to share https://youtu.be/7OZQeOD2skU

Life is a joke..You need to really be out of your mind to actually see the big picture. And once you are out of your mind you can really see it's really is all a Joke. I'm sorry to say this...but even all your problems are a joke because it is an illusion...nothing is real. You create your reality weather you are aware of it or not. You consciously or unconsciously choose to be on hell or heaven earth. Just dreamers dreaming in a world that is very 3rd Dimensional. It's a game you just have to unlearn what you thought you know about your reality.