Relationships/Marriage Dump

Anything on the funniest relationships fails and memes and marriage fights And ofcourse anything relationship relatable or maybe you want to vent out about your ex. Dump your relationship content except (goals dump goals in the other thread) right here. https://youtu.be/yqSekHHEeDk https://youtu.be/EbEgylTSAN8

Not a relationship thing but one time a girl in middle school tapped me on the shoulder as i was leaving the school library in the morning. I turn and see an unfamiliar face and she goes like "do you remember me?" At this moment im petrified like uhhhh what did i do to this person? Was it someone from online? What is going on, how do i know this person? After a long awkward pause i tell her no. So apparently she was a girl who was in a class that i had just transferred to no more than a day ago. She knew my whole name and everything. I felt bad cuz i didnt know who she was at all. But i must have left an impression on her cuz she worked up the courage to try and speak to me. I ended up inviting her to a table with somenof my friends. Me and her used to talk and hang out together but then one day a guy from the table was making fun of her because she was a short chubby girl and he would make fat jokes about her. After that she stopped coming around me.

@hell_hound7 oh man, that's kinda a sad story :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLvMvlRvkQ their so cute<3333 She so clingy I like clingy men I like to touch..I'm very touchy I like touchy couples. x3 lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXeFJQYPMgg I didn't think someone sexual past would matter soo much.. lol xD If you love that person and been with them for years. This is why I don't want to tell the guy mine. lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EHL69PkeBw&list=RDCMUCoBb8VNqTyUXBCjjd4nINpA&index=18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC-WGPqVhMY ya crazy as hell no women gonna want five mins of sex.......not nooo 15 mins either an hour of sex isn't long at all look at these gym rats talking about an hour is too long for sex hell they go to the gym that long they come home all tired and shit hell fucked up their stamina..fuck gym life man..it ruins stamina hell all that god damn muscle isn't worth shit in bed da hell...you need that natural stamina..gyms don't do shit hell look how rip these guys are can't even do an hour fucking 15 mins helll no xD FIVE MINS!!!!HELLL I CAN'T EVEN MASTURBATE THAT FAST MAN!!!FIVE MINS!!!shiiiit....

Thus, foreplay is KEY. Ain't no one going for an hour with penis in vagina, alone.lol Sure, it's possible, but that's not good sex. Maybe I'm weird? As for sexual history? It's not really my business if they're with me. Most everybody has a history, dating or other wise. The thing about that is, does it matter? Somethings are important, if you've cheated in the past,I'm definitely not going to look at you in high regards. The amount of people you've slept with really means nothing to me, it's about the quality of the relationship WE have. Just be clean (I know sometimes things happen and you end up with something you can't get rid of,but be upfront about that.) and faithful, I don't care about what was. Honestly, what it takes to have and keep a good/healthy relationship is more complicated than that, but that's a simplified beginners gist. Honestly though, don't let someone's past intimidate you,.

I REALLY want to get into tantric sex stuff. Edit: I also wouldn't really call it "edging" although, I can certainly understand why.