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jacobl89
Jun 30, 21 at 5:37pm
If someone has a hole, fill it. Metaphorically speaking.
xinmage
Jun 30, 21 at 5:49pm
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@criselington I see that Cool World reference you made there. Then maybe you'd appreciate the old saying, "Noids should have sex with doodles!"
umi_nezumi
Jun 30, 21 at 5:53pm
Take metaphors literally. It will amuse your friends.
jacobl89
Jun 30, 21 at 5:59pm
Search for as many red flags on a dating site as possible and hit on that person.
beherit
Challenge your arch enemy to a contest where you see who's got the stronger dick of the two. You do it by sticking your dicks in a hornet's nest. First person to pull out loses.
dyadka_yar
Jun 30, 21 at 9:50pm
Mix ammonia and bleach together, makes a super powerful cleaner. (Seriously though don't do that)
thecave2317
Eat a Dorito vertically to get the best out of the flavor of the chip.
projectotakux
Jul 01, 21 at 12:11am
convince Hollywood that the Cats movie designs were a good idea.
code_016
Jul 01, 21 at 6:40am
Put a nail in your toenail and kick a wall. Toothpick works fine too
hell_hound7
Put a sex trafficking book in the good business practices section at barnes and nobles
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