Bad advice

wanna make some fun slime with your kiddos but have no glue??

no worries! just take your nail polish remover from the bathroom, put it in a bowl, and add some styrofoam, and BOOM! instant slime! fun for the whole family!

In time and working you can work up to getting your own apartment too. That's what I did and moved my mom in with me. You got this.
Er- I mean bad advice
Good advice is to inject bleach into your system and get high off it :D

I don't know how you would call it in English, but in Germany we have something called "Konterbier".

That means when you drink A Beer in the morning after an exiting night to fix your Hangover. Strangely enough, it worked for me...

Let Joe Brandon and his party (and anyone else in the government that thinks they genuinely help our country) stay in the positions they have