Dumb jokes

Why do fish make excellent photographers? It's their life to live and breathe everything they sea.

What smells and sounds like a bell? Dung….

So imagine this i am at a restaurant and the waiter ask me: waiter: How will you like your steak sir? Me: How many times I win an argument with my wife waiter: so rare it is!

What color is the wind? Blew.

you know whats long, brown, and sticky...? a stick

What did the bagel think about the biscuit? He couldn't crust him. Seemed kinda flaky.

There needs to be a cringe trophy. --- That aside some of these are fun.

Who would win this trophy @verucassault Also How can you tell the difference between a baby fish and an adult fish? Their size and SCALE!!!!