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hell_hound7
@verucassault for someone who is not a bowling ball you sure have the ergonomics of one
verucassault
Jun 10, 22 at 12:19pm
Dat ass.
yaasshat
Jun 10, 22 at 12:39pm
As I tell my girlfriend who's a quarter of some tribe(No offense meant by that,I just don't remember despite her telling me a few times.). Wanna be conquered, again? I'll let myself out...lol
wei_ying
Hey~ your lips are looking pretty cold. Mind if I warm them up for you?
gdmh39
You could be my „NEZUKKOOOOOOO!!!“ to my Zenitsu
sparkis
Jun 10, 22 at 1:29pm
I'm no photographer, but I could picture us together
gdmh39
I can give you the key to my basement, if you show me your titan form UwU
wei_ying
You must be a pirate cause you have some fine booty. Don’t be afraid to dock your ship... nvm I can’t >w<
wei_ying
Oh I’m sorry I must’ve mistook you for someone else. I could’ve sworn you were my date ;) (someone stop me please)
gdmh39
Imma finish… dont be afraid to dock your ship in my pirate cove? XDDDD
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