Dumb Pick up lines

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 3:23pm

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

AspieChu @projectotakux commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 3:53pm

Are you implying I am a snack to eat? Because you can eat me up all day!

Rokas @sparkis commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 4:21pm

out of all your curves, the smile is my favourite

Curlycurr @cur_lypav commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 5:46pm

I'd ask the gods to bless you, but it looks like they already did.

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 8:14pm

You must wash your jeans in Windex, because I can see myself in them.

Rokas @sparkis commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 08, 22 at 2:15pm

I would invite you for a round of hide and seek, but a girl like you is really hard to find

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 10, 22 at 8:26am

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Rokas @sparkis commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 10, 22 at 8:36am

oooof

Veru @verucassault commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 10, 22 at 9:46am

@arc P.S. I'm not a bowling ball.

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 10, 22 at 10:03am

Have you heard of the lost city of atlantis? Atlantis dick on your face

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