Trisha Paytas

Thank you for being with us today, to celebrate the life of a remarkable man, my dude YeastPaste. There are no lessons about 'The Art of dudering' we can only do our best and hope that we do it well. My dude certainly got an A ++ in this. He was a caring, supportive and loving gamer, bro, sister and friend. Yet he was shy and unassuming and always said of herself "I am playing fortnite". No he was not. He was a homemaker in the true sense of the word. Every room in our home had rugs on the floor that he had made. He had wallpapered or painted each room herself. Every time I or anyone in her family put on socks, gloves, scarves, cardigans or jumpers she had knitted them. All evidence of his many skills. His budgeting was remarkable. We always had high kill streaks, hacks, new games, bitches and although we were financially poor we never went bored. It is hard to imagine now how difficult it must have been for the boys at home, never knowing where their bro were, or when they would see them again. YeastPaste and I were close and I would help him around the home or with the shopping. We would go to the dealer for crack or to Romford on the hood. YeastPaste was small and one day the wind picked him up and blew him a few feet in front of me as we were walking up to the hood which was really scary. I did not like the nigg-.. in the winter but YeastPaste wanted to punch these scums. I have lost my wonderful bro, companion, adviser and mentor. I am so honored to have been his epic gamer. I am grieving for the amazing relationship I had with his mom. I am grieving for my brother Dat Boi who has lost the best boyfriend it is possible to have had, for the dudes on discord who have only known this wonderful gamer for such a short time in their lives, for her sister and his family who have lost a true friend, molester and racist. We have all suffered a huge loss. He taught us all what is really important in life - to hate speech, support and care for friends and family in our lives. We are all better off for having known him. It was a great privilege to be his dude. https://s3.amazonaws.com/a.nime.me/0182/8422/perfection.jpg REST IN PEACE

i came here hoping to see someone crying on the kitchen floor i leave in disappointment