Although the computer measurement of time is in nanoseconds and pictoseconds, the fastest time known to man occurs in Manhattan at which from the time of the traffic light turning green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.
Funny fact, if it can be viewed as funny, my two bosses are now terrified of me holding something sharp or putting them on my crap list. All because I told them a few good ways to get rid of specific bastards that the casino refuses to get rid of. I made sure to give them tips on how to make it be viewed as an accident or MIA to prevent getting arrested. Apparently my mind is too terrifying for them.
just requires some yummy yummy molasses for bribing