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Reveal something shocking or embarassing about yourself! Mention all that disturbing shit that nobody is really interested in knowing! Make people feel uncomfortable! This thread will be pure Poetry! Pure Art! Do your worst! Can you outdo the perversion of the previous poster? Here I begin!!! I usually masturbate 2-3 times per week. But last night I overdid it. I kept jerkin' that stick at the speed of light for the entire night, while watching some sick, monster rape hentai! This morning, it was a little swollen and it felt sore! It now looks thicker though! Many hours have passed but it still feels sensitive to the touch. So...sensitive...

I masturbate all the time when im out on the boat drinking bush wishing I was drinking a bush of a girl. I bring my goat with me and we sail down the lake till we jump on a snow flake back to the gates of hell.

I shave my whole body other than my head and lower arms (considering the latter) every other day. Though that's mostly because I just dislike body hair, including my own.

7 years ago, I was overweight! 88KG lol.My height back then was 175cm （￢㉨￢） ..I used to feel slightly embarrassed about my previous weight..now my BMI is normal~