Advice, Kill the female.

but then the guts will be all over the car port target prostitutes instead

Listen... You've gotta hide the body. I mean, do you want to go to prison? For a bitch, of all things? I should say not. Plenty of mountains and lonely country roads where I'm at, just saying.

no yass, hiding the body helps but its not all that is to be considered if you blow her head in with the weight of the car blood and brain matter will be everywhere, and even if you live in a secluded area, a hose wont be enough to clean up the mess if you murder your spouse, you will be the prime target and there for put under a scope thats why killing prostitutes is advantageous, because serial killers are less likely to be caught, and no one gives a shit about prostitutes its like killing a drug dealer or the homeless, people just dont care

hypothetically speaking, ofcourse *nervous laughter* https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLlw6GHVfokaNW/giphy.gif