How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

      Curly the Cursed @forgetmenot
        
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        How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?
    
    Curly the Cursed @forgetmenot
    Personally you don't know shit, niece! Come into my territory with blasted Christmas... it's fine, go ahead. Anyways... Try poetry, on the outside I'm a bitch, but can be quite a lady killer too if you'd like. Never, ever start by saying hello, and asking how they are doing. Way too basic. Ugh. That disgusts me. Start with something lovely and magnificent, and afterwards you could continue, or even joke about it, as this opening not only is much more appealing, but ties in more opportunities Ratner than a boring "how are you?". It's kind to ask, so what? A true gentleman will ask, but in far greater detail, and sincerity 
  
      Gabriel @gabriel_true
        
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    Gabriel @gabriel_true
    
Do you believe in gravity?
Cause gurl I got you falling for me!
  
      Curly the Cursed @forgetmenot
        
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        How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?
    
    Curly the Cursed @forgetmenot
    Or you could just say that
  
      Triscuit @bob_loblaw
        
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        How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?
    
    Triscuit @bob_loblaw
    Here's what NOT to do: Act like you just wanna be friends because you're scared of her saying the dreaded "I only like you as a friend," while you hope if you linger around long enough, she'll eventually grow feelings for you and make the first move. Then, after time passes, you sit around wondering why you're always in the Friend Zone.
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      Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying
        
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    Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying
    Yo! I admit I wanted to date you when I saw that badumpy dump of yours on Insta *insert wink* 
  
      Arc @arc
        
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    Arc @arc
    Confidently walk up to the girl and say this, "Excuse me, did you know that the human body is composed of 70% percent water?" 
Then, lean in close and whisper in her ear, "and your body just made me realize how thirsty I am..."
  
      Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying
        
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        How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?
    
    Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying
    You know your lips taste like KFC chicken?
Date: *touches lips* “T-They do?”
Yup! “It’s finger lickin’ good”
And then lean in for more kisses XD
  
      corrupteduserellie @corrupteduserellie
        
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    corrupteduserellie @corrupteduserellie
    Me: Soooo… I just moved out of my parents place
Date: dad?
  
      corrupteduserellie @corrupteduserellie
        
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    corrupteduserellie @corrupteduserellie
    Solid 9 inches? Nice
  
      Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying
        
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    Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying
    So, wanna go murder someone?
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