Things you want to say to someone but can't for whatever reason.
"mom I lost my phone, what's your number again?"
"HEY what's up God!? Do you exist?
"Shut up and go make me a sandwich, son!"
"Stop shouting you idiot, the killer will find you!"
"careful with those nuclear codes big daddy trump. You too kim!"
Fuck you! Screw all of you, I quit! This job sucks, the work is boring. You have a crimson chin!
"I'd be glad to help you make your costumes, even though I've never done anything like that before and only bought finished items made by others. And if you'd wish to repay me for my assistance then I'd ask for you to help me bring some awesome ideas of crossover fanfics to life. I'd show you my house and give you a tour of my city and buy some souvenirs for you."