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αleph-01 @a1ephy
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αleph-01 @a1ephy
https://i.ani.me/0338/7782/do_not_dumb_here.jpg
Lamby @momoichi
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Lamby @momoichi
dont use pure peroxide on a skin abrasion, itll burn the skin and hinder healing. soap is your best friend. also, if you break glass on your floor you can gather all the tiny pieces you might have missed by going over the area with a damp paper towel. the tiny pieces will stick to the paper
DEACTIVATED @swadian
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DEACTIVATED @swadian
Despite how good it looks, the human body is incapable of ingesting lava, so never try to drink it.
Uninterested. @coffeelink
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Uninterested. @coffeelink
Clearly has never had a lava-cake before... Noob^^
αleph-01 @a1ephy
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αleph-01 @a1ephy
*coughs*
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dt-yTQMWoAYGy_1.jpg
Arc @arc
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Arc @arc
When you do your first interview you have to be humble, but refrain from begging. You have to be confident and bullshit your way through conversation. Because even if you say the wrong thing, say it confidently! They might not even notice! The first real job is always the HARDEST to land, but when you do, suck up all the responsibilities like a vacuum.
https://c.tenor.com/hbGUzkHNBXgAAAAC/anime-girl.gif
Then when you are at a position like me when you can go from begging for a job to doing this with recruiters:
https://c.tenor.com/VX9spij9_LsAAAAC/jerry-maguire-show-me-the-money.gif
yaasshat @yaasshat
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yaasshat @yaasshat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8
DEACTIVATED @swadian
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DEACTIVATED @swadian
Whenever you're having a heated discussion with your boyfriend/husband/brother give him a screwdriver, a wench and some duct tape, his male instincts will kick in and he will begin to fix stuff around the house instead
yaasshat @yaasshat
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yaasshat @yaasshat
Mmmm.... You're so right. My instincts ALWAYS kick in with "wenches".
DEACTIVATED @swadian
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DEACTIVATED @swadian
yaasshat @yaasshat hahaha, reminds me of a tabletop game where a character is called "a wench"
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