otaku dating question

I'm the first here? What is this thread for anyway? Are my questions suitable for this thread to begin with? Anyone wanna scratch my beard? Have you finished your homework? Would you like to taste my smoked meatlog? Anyone else watching Family Guy while sitting at their computer? I guess I'm the only one?

Yes, but I am third! Any dating questions I assume? Probably not, but this looks like it will be a nonsense thread after we're through with it. I love beards, so yes! No, I didn't finish it... Sorry, I'm vegetarian, and that also sounds mildly suggestive. Not watching Family Guy either.

There was a rabbit that ran by ... Memoirs of a Geisha is playing in the other room...I love stuffed animals...Why did Tae Diggs say that??? Meow :D

looks more like a thread for randomness that dating questions... "MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!"

Is there any smoked cheese left? No? Nyoro`n.......

idk if u sood have 'Have you finished your homework? Would you like to taste my smoked meatlog?' together XP sounds like a fun night at a trailor park XP