Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they will love you soo much that they will go all yandere over you! i wish potatoes would grow above ground.

Granted, but those potatoes now melt into a slime that isn't edible during the harvest. I wish I can become a water bender.

Granted, but the beers are non-alcoholic slop, and the snickers bar is melted goop. I wish I had a new dress.

Granted, but your new dress is lady gaga's meat dress she wore at the 2010 MTW VM Awards. I wish I could find a Sony PVM monitor that wasn't crazy expensive.

Granted, but it would be 2nd handed and broken. i wish i could own a real pikachu irl

Granted! But unlike cartoon characters, you die of electrocution within the first five minutes. I wish I had a cake!

Granted, but as your carrying your cake to the table, someone bumps into you causing you to drop it on the floor. You try to quickly catch it but end up losing your balance and falling on top of it. On the bright side the cake did brake your fall. I wish I had a ray gun.

Granted but it will take 50 years to charge a shot. I wish I had plot armor