Corrupt a wish

double granted Lynesis will know how to cure only pink eye and you'll both get it after he cures Mikan. I wish I was poor.

Granted, you're poor at playing games, have poor health, and are extremely poor at starting relationships, and your performance in bed is super poor. You have poor grades, and a poor attitude towards being poor at stuff.

Granted but it attacks your boss on the night of an important dinner meeting, causing you to lose your job. Your wife at the time tells you to put the cat down and beg for your job but you refuse causing your wife to leave you. Months go by with you putting less food in your mouth to keep your last precious companion alive until you reach a point where you must eat your kitten or perish... I wish Wesley could afford his pony.

Granted, but only after that pony has hung itself! I wish that no one corrupts my future wishes..

Granted! But the wishes of those you care for most will double their corruption in return, so as your luck increases, theirs will severely decrease. I wish I had a field of roses.

Granted, but they are all killer roses. http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/b/ba/Godzilla_X_Monster_Strike_-_Biollante_Rose.jpg I wish that all cars suddenly turned into huge carrots.