Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it's literally made of paper with the plot written on it. I wish could catch a falling star.

There's so many ways that wish could go horribly... https://media.giphy.com/media/B0uWmk25IRCCY/giphy.gif but mercifully granted, the falling star you catch is one that's cut out of paper. I wish I had a muscle car.

Granted, but it's a Hot Wheels muscle car. I wish I wasn't developing arthritis from playing Smash Melee and TGM

Granted, but you will suffer 10% reduction in APM. I wish I am able to change into any animals like the beast boy from teen titans.

Granted, but you secrete soo many pheromones when you are in animal form that many males and females of that species get attracted to you and you always end up in an animal gang bang! i wish my saliva was made of orange juice :3

Granted you are now the proud owner of super itchy socks made of hippy pubes. I wish for the freedom of N.Korea

Granted... but in exchange you will become the personal slave of Kim Jong-un(the present north korean president/dictator) i wish i had a deathnote

You receive a post-it note that says “Death”. I wish I didn’t burn my dinner.