Random thoughts...

Ughh why do I have to sit down and watch 13 hours of BULLSHIT VIDEOSS AND QUIZES BEFORE I EVEN START THIS JOB. FUCK YOU KROGER THIS MAKES ME WANNA QUIT BEFORE EVEN STARTING

When someone tells you their GREAT grandmother was ancient being born in 1960 and then asks about your own. I told her that my mom was born 1960. My grandmother was 1929. And my GREAT grandmother was born sometime around the 1890's. My coworkers' face in shock as she asked how old I was. I smiled and said I come from the long distant past known as the 1990's. But if she thought that's old my brother was born 1977.

Nein... Try again. Oooops... Was told I might also have family in South America, too....ooooooppppps. Meh... He escaped east Germany with the help of an American missionary and thus I'm here.

Ehhh... Not a Nazi, but forced to fight, as we're most men of age. He didn't want to fight, but no choice in the matter. He told a story of how a drunk Russian soldier stole his bike, his commanding officer asked him why he didn't shoot him and he told him his gun jammed. So, he definitely did not want to fight. The south America thing is just dark humor, although it might have an ounce of truth. My grandfather ended up in Arizona, with the help of said missionary.