Random thoughts...

Women have it so easy. They can go outside with no pants and no one bats an eye. But when i do it everyone is like "sir you need to leave"

@hell_hound7 I can say I know the story. My former lover once walked outside in nothing but a baggy shirt to talk to me while I mowed the lawn. It was fine and good until the neighbors walked outside with their two kids to see her mooning them in the breeze. I had to quickly take off my sunhat and go in for a hug just to cover her backside while playing it off. Very awkward "howdy neighbor" moment. No one spoke of the incident ever again.

Honestly it sucks when someone you know and care about doesn't take you seriously and only thinks of you as an afterthought