Things that nobody wants to hear

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12000000/Beautiful-Butterflies-3-yorkshire_rose-12069551-1024-768.jpg Do you like butterflies? Butterflies will suck the blood from your rotting corpse if given the chance.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--HSsjJbch--/197lda1jm7jzjjpg.jpg The average american eats a pound of insects a year. There is no way to avoid this.

leaches with wings ive eaten a worm

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0Z3qrHb-0hs/maxresdefault.jpg When you kiss, you exchange all the bacteria with whatever parasites or bacteria your partner has. When you finish, you have a sloppy mix of both.

http://st.hzcdn.com/simgs/3ca15f620284149a_8-7740/beds.jpg Does all this information want to make you want to crawl into your bed and pull the sheets over your head? That very mattress you sleep on every night gets heavier each year because it accumulates your dried sweat, dust mite carcasses, and insect feces. When was the last time you washed your mattress?

i can bend a spoon with my mind not a fork though

@arc Why can't you avoid eating insects?

roaches can be ground into your peanut butter and you never even know. spider climb into your mouth while your asleep sometimes and can even make it into your lungs and possibly lay eggs