Anal is a Felony

I fully agree and that's one of MANY reasons why it's so vital to take an active role in voting and paying attention to who these people are.

The Oklahoma ones crack me up. I couldn't immediately find it's stance on anal sex but here are some golden ones. One may not promote a “horse tripping event”. It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. Whaling is illegal. (*cries* so landlocked) It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

I used wikipedia LOL the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of sodomy laws in Bowers v. Hardwick in 1986. However, in 2003 the Supreme Court reversed the decision with Lawrence v. Texas, invalidating sodomy laws in the remaining 14 states (Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri (statewide), North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, and Virginia).

yaasshat: "I fully agree and that's one of MANY reasons why it's so vital to take an active role in voting and paying attention to who these people are." http://i.imgur.com/MWxnOLP.jpg @verucassault: Yup! Yet they're still trying to tack on little things like this. I actually used Lawrence v. Texas as one of the reasons why it's not an enforceable law. The SCOTUS ruled it unconstitutional, so for every potential future case they just look back at previous SCOTUS rulings. Which in this case, the SCOTUS ruling is a resounding, "fuck off with that shit."

Your partner of age? Can your partner consent? Does your partner consent? If the answers are all yes then why does anyone else care? http://i.imgur.com/9su99l4.gif

Nope, I'll debate politics but I am not having a conversation about anal with you! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VTbpMfe6FP4/maxresdefault.jpg