I like my men / women like I like my...

In this game, offer a prompt for how you like your prospective romantic targets, and the next poster completes it and offers another prompt.

Example:
Poster #1 - I like my women like I like my bike.

Poster #2 - Fast and easy.
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I like my men like I like my coffee.

etc.

So I will start with the above^:I like my men like I like my coffee...

Black and bitter!

I like my women like I like my gym...

Smelly and hot

I like my women like i like my hats

Big an floppy.

I like my women like I like my furniture.

use them until they are old and worn out then i throw them out

i like my women like i like my anime

Cute and 2D.

I like my women like I like my food.

...coffee .

Ground up and in my freezer.

Oh, I misread this.

To continue:
Sweet and salty.

I like my women like I like my car.

Lots of action but no dicks.

I like my men like I like my video games.
Lol damnit this was to Seabiscuit

i can play with them all night until i fall asleep

i like my women like i like my music

With a good rhythm and a consistent beat.

I like my women how I like my books....