Corruption

Granted, but you died from hypothermia. I wish to be abducted.

Granted but it was a hentai story I wish I had grapes

Granted, but they're all rotten. I wish I owned a jet.

Granted, it's a model airplane jet and you accidentally broke it when avoiding being captured by poke balls. I wish I didn't have to eat fish and broccoli every night for dinner...

granted but now you dont have anything for dinner i wish we could live on mars

Again with the pokeballs... Granted, but you'd be a lab rat for martians. I wish I was a cloud.

Granted, but now Goku rides you all day long. I wish the Philadelphia Eagles would win tonight!

Rip xD granted but the quarterback gets shot I wish I was a masterball

Granted, but you'd wouldn't be able to catch anything. I wish I was the wind.

granted but your a powerful wind that kills tons of innocent people by destroying houses and sending cars flying i wish i was rich