Corruption

Granted but now ur in a coma I wish I wad thor

granted but you never got the hammer i wish i was the cool kid

Granted, you're made out of ice. I wish it was Springtime!

Granted! It's the last day of Spring I wish I had augmented reality tech

Granted, but then the computers take over and your augmented tech kills you. I wish the Dallas Cowboys would all die!

Granted, but they become zombies and go after you. I wish I had a race car.

Lol the NFL... Granted but you are one of the enemies of Speed Racer. Hence, you meet a grim end. I wish I had infinite wishes

Granted, but you could never use them. I wish I owned a dinosaur that won't eat me.

Granted, it steps on you by accident I wish I was Natsu Dragneel

Granted, but you would forever be stuck on a boat. I wish my little sister stop bugging the crap outta me.