Corruption

Hahaha Granted, but now she moves away and you never see her again. I wish I wasn't super tired...

^.^ Granted, but all you do would sleep. I wish I lived in an RPG.

Lol, but it's pokemon and you get trapped inside a poke ball the rest of your life. I wish I was an NFL athlete.

Dang it! Granted, but no one would want you on their team. I wish I could electrocute you with lightning that would work.

Hahaha (mean, and I'm done with the poke ball stuff for a while) Granted, then I die and you never get to read the rest of my story. I wish the swordfish I'm cooking tastes good...

What?! No come back! Granted, but you'd throw it back up. I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted, now you can't breathe out of water. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!

Maaaan ^.^ Granted, but you get fired. I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you couldn't control it and end up back in the poke ball. (Sorry, couldn't resist, lol) I wish I wasn't fired...

granted they hire you and fire you again i wish i had pets