Corruption

Granted but they are unruly. I wish I could counter any argument

Granted, but you spend all day countering yourself. I wish I was the fastest man alive!

Granted, but you would always be tripping. I wish all pokeballs would vanish~

Granted, now they use nets and cages.... I wish it was 8:30 already!

Haha clever Granted, but it'll always be 8:30 for the rest of your life. I wish it was always snowing.

That's a good wish, I don't want to mess it up. But granted, but you get snowed in and can never leave your house.... I wish I was a Yeti!

Granted, but you have to live a city near the equator ^3^ I wish I the kraken.

Granted, Luffy-san beats the crap out of you and makes you his slave. I wish I was as good with swords as Roranoa Zoro!

Crap! Granted, but you'd get your butt beaten by Kuina all the time! I wish I could live in outer space.