Corruption

Granted, now the racoons that live off of the excess food found in the trash all die and it screws up the ecosystem and the world begins to fall into chaos. I wish I had a life!

Granted but you never get to live it becaus you go to jail I wish i wasnt so bored

Granted, but now you are stuck with too much to always do and can never watch anime anymore. I wish I was magic.

Granted, but it'd be completely useless. I wish I was a radioactive dinosaur.

granted but you died from exposure to too much radiation i wish i could marry yuno gasai from mirai nikki

Granted but she's a loli 12 year old I wish I didn't pull the trigger

Granted, you dropped the gun and someone else picked it up and did it for you. I wish I was a dragon!

Granted, but you'd get your butt beaten by Natsu. I wish I was a rainbow.

Granted, but it never rains so no one ever sees you. I wish it was Christmas time all the time!

Granted, but you'd never get any presents. I wish I lived on Pluto.