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The Worst Pickup Lines

tthedragon
Lemme hear them I'll have one go--- "Ey, whaddup, bb? Come over here tonight and let me drop this mash potato bowl in them draws."
darkhorse
"Oh baby, your body feels (or looks) like a jar of pickled eggs"
halfbakedhikki
"Hi here! I have a bible in my pants. Would you like to reach out and touch faith?"
darkschneider
"Come sit in my lap baby and we can talk about the first thing that comes up."
robscene
"So, are you into anime?"
arc
Aug 16, 15 at 1:56pm
"Hey baby, I know you might have your heart locked up tight, but how about I give you the reach around and see if you left your back door unlocked, hmm?"
yunoxyukki
How dare you steal my thread >:( jk jk "Do you have a library card cause im checking you out"
shadowdemonx9
https://youtu.be/wV2KC50rui0 ^ all of this
neet_one
Sep 07, 15 at 2:17am
"Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" "I've got tons of free candy and icecream in the back of my van, wanna check it out?" "How much do you charge?"
vampire_neko
^Lol@your second line... http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/2507236/img/Anonymous/pedobear-free-candy-van.jpg
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