words and phrases you say a lot

That sounds like a "you" problem. Bout that I dunno who, but that bs sounds good to someone

Use of the fraction 1/2 (a half) e.g. "What the fuck and a half is wrong with you?!"

lollll like @veruca i'm a pottymouthed driver, especially around my school where everyone drives like it's fucking Mario Kart 8 lol. my friend and i also have this nasty inside joke about adding -caca to everyone's names, it started off with a different meaning, but now it means exactly what it looks like xD

More things I say - I'm not panicked, I know where you live. - Seriously, I am not worried. - I believe I am the most mellow person we know - When do I get upset? - Yes I got that - Hold on, I got it - 5 bucks will do - Chill already - God I hate the sun - Bright light though yonder window breaks! - I am so gonna eat all of this - Chocolate!!! - You know, telling me what you think I think doesn't mean I think that - How can you possibly keep getting me wrong? - uht, right... - Is it going to blow up? No? Then I don't care. - Are you going to kill us all? No? Then I don't care. - Does this have any effect on me? No? Don't care! - I am sorry, but I don't care if it doesn't effect me. I mean I will feel bad or happy depending on the outcome, but if it doesn't effect my way of being then why should I be invested in it? - Okay, what do you need from me? - You are overly affectionate, what do you want? - Stop your flattery I am going. - I am super single! So much so I should have super powers! - Yes I am sarcastic, I live and breathe it. You should try it sometime. - Do you need to shop in my room again? - yes I do have everything I could ever need.

That is not my job (with a proper finger shake and head snap) HOLY UNICORNS I DONT CARE!!! (with happy smile) You are always on my mind. You know right next to bitch, whore, and piss off.

Oh! Another facorite: "What's the worst that could possibly happen?" People seem to get very nervous when I say that.

"daddy" "pls" "kawaii"

Words and phrases I say a lot: "Meow" "Meeee-ooow~" "Another gallon of milk gone in days..." "No, this is not my cat. I'm just petting it." "Meow, baby~ Let me touch your pussy. And by pussy I mean your cat. It looks adorable." "Ugh, I spilled the damn chia seeds again." "This place would be better if it had kittens." "Nope. I actually stopped paying attention to what you were saying 5 minutes ago." "fk my life in the a$$" "Another basket of bread please" "Ugh, I can't believe I just ate 2 pounds of pasta..." "Welp, time to fap I guess." "Well that was slightly disturbing." (when I want to interrupt a person who is jabbering)"Also,(insert completely different topic here)"

I second the "welp, time to fap I guess," unashamedly. Anyway, "Dear lord" "My goodness" "Oh Dear" "Dang it!" "Dang nabbit" "Darn" "Caramba" "Caralho!" "Sheiss" "Jeez Luis" "Lord have mercy" "Forgive me lord" "God forgive me" "AGH!" "Yeah, baby" "Baby" "Listen, woman" "Pretty mama" I try not to curse, but it happens.