Give me your best pun!
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applecaeks @applecaeks
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applecaeks @applecaeks
One pun per post, make it painfully punny.
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Manga_bird @manga_bird
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Manga_bird @manga_bird
Eeeeh, I'll give it a go.
What's the best way to get an English major in the mood?
Metaphorplay.
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usagimodoki @usagimodoki
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usagimodoki @usagimodoki
Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.
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Erroneous Grammarian @notexactlyright
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Erroneous Grammarian @notexactlyright
My mechanical cousin recently developed an addiction to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
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Tired of here. Inactive. @jikokun
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Tired of here. Inactive. @jikokun
"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you?
One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore."
Not a pun, but I giggle
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Call [DOL-002] @technotaddle
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Call [DOL-002] @technotaddle
Somebody stole my favorite coat.
I wish they didn't jack-et.
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neeto @neet_one
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neeto @neet_one
They say you catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honeys by being fly~
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meister24 @meister24
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meister24 @meister24
Mike is my friend. *points to speaker*
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Firelord_Wheeler @tader_salad
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Firelord_Wheeler @tader_salad
They say man who go through airport sideways going to Bangkok.
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KOS-MOS @revonzz
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KOS-MOS @revonzz
Hoo boy, I've got a ton. Here's one off the top, though.
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Good thing it was a soft drink."
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