Give me your best pun!

*sigh* So a guy walks into a bar and sits down. The bowl of pretzels says "well, your a handsome fellow". The guy rubs the back of his neck and ignores the pretzels. He orders a Pilsner(?) beer from the bartender. "Ooo, a Pilzner," the pretzels say, "a refined choice my good man". Well the guy is officially freaked.out and says to the bartender "what the hell?! These pretzels wont stop aying nice things to me!" The bartender stops wiping the bar and says "ah, theyre complimentary".