Someone has a funny jokes to say?

And that's my joke. v.v Yup. that's it. ouo

An American business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the American knew that he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the American joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?".

Oh, I've heard that last one before. Had forgotten all about it <img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll287/21wq/ponies/660541__safe_meme_exploitablememe_imagemacro_cheerilee_pun_cheerileepun_zps73660c50.jpg"></img>

The best types of jokes are the extremely cheesy ones. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

so a blind man walks by a fish market and says "morning ladys!" so a man goes to the doctors and the doctor says "I have bad news and worse news" the man says "whats the bad news" doctor says "u have 24 hours to live" the man says "how can there be worse news then that!" the doctor says "I ment to call u 23 hours ago" a man walks into a bar he says "ouch" how much does the polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice so a bee goes to the doctor and says "my hairs sticky!" and the doctor says "then stop using ur honeycomb!" so a clown went to the doctor cuz he was feeling a lil funny! how do u catch a unique lion? U NEEK up on him! now do u tame lion? TAME WAY! how was Molten Core created? Saurfang had some bad chilly and couldn't find a bathroom! (wow joke) so a frog walks into a bank and asks for a loan on a vase, the banker says no and the manager walks up and says "its a nick nack Paddy Wack! give the frog a loan!"

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