Someone has a funny jokes to say?

What has been the funniest joke you ever said?

hmm well guess it depends on your sense of humor. Personally I'm a fan of "How do you make a cat go Woof? Pour a can of gasoline on it and strike a match. WooF!" course not to be mean to cats we'll go with the other side of that joke too. "How do you make a dog go Meow? Dip it liquid nitrogen then run it across a bandsaw. Meeoooowww."

There's also self deprecating humor. Want to hear something funny? I'm very attractive.

Oh I I have one: "My life" * curls into a ball and cries*