lets get creepy

Ya wanna get creepped out? If your of age as I am, get a little drunk, while alone, in the middle of the night with all lights off and watch creepy urban legends and creepy pasta crap....=profit. Thank me later... Now back to the lonesome and dark side of the net...with more beer.. gotta protect mah self. Muahahaha!!!!!

I never get drunk by myself. I feel like crap from last night when I did a thing with a lot of booze... D: So... Yeah...

And hence the safety of lonesome drinking. If you do anything stupid, no one has to know... Unless it's drunk dialing... I don't usually drink by myself ( or drink for that matter), but I was alone ( sadly, I really have no friends... Yet somehow it's not friendless in a pathetic way, I've always kind of been like this. Blah blah blah clinical depression aka chronic eeyore syndrome blah...Meh) and my girlfriend was gone for the weekend... Oh... I to have stories of drunken debauchery... I compared ball size with one on my girlfriend's friends for instance, earlier in the year... Twas a fun night filled with sex ( no...not with the guy...he had his own girlfriend), drunk truth or dare ( hence the balls comparison...and toilet water mixed with vodka... It was cleanish....and the streaking to skinny dip in the hotel swimming pool...and offer to have a three some, which I could never do, even drunk...to much respect for my girlfriend and self respect 'n such or some such bs on my part...) Hehe...people on chat roulette saw me between two pairs of boobies that night though...only touched may girls...some how even drunk I think I have more where with all than she does...any who... Mah point is, don't fret.;)

My ex got so scared of a creepy pasta haunted Zelda game story that she was actually crying....and she was sober,Lol. Which is extra funny because she loves horror movies and horror games. When I was with her she wouldn't let me buy a Ouija board because of stories she heard. And was creeped out by a haunted cemetery story a friend told us. Usual story about a witch hung from a tree there etc. I'm the kind of guy that would set up a camera to record me as I played with a Ouija board and read from a Necronomicon and Satanic Bible by the "witches tree" in the cemetery just to show friends up, Lol. Don't get me wrong, not saying I don't believe in anything supernatural, just saying alot of people are full of shit. I downloaded a recording of a guy from a creepy pasta story talking about a mysterious edited version of Spongebob Squarepants where Squidward kills himself intercut with photos of dead kids. My ex refused to listen to it and claimed a friend showed her the video in question that was put online. But when I looked for it, the only ones I found were obvious fakes. Slender Man and Jeff the Killer are fun stories too.

Watched all of those and squidward committing suicide actually would make comedic sense in a morbid sort of way, the dead kid thing was the only creepy part that made no sense. I mostly just giggled at the squidward one.XD As of late I've found that I actually sleep better after watching or reading creepy stuff in the middle of the night. Not sure why, but it really does help me sleep. I'm to superstitious to mess with an Ouija board like that or necronomicon ( could of sworn that was only an evil dead thing thing...). Yes, I'm a superstitious fool, deal with it.:P Somehow I enjoy the creep factor, it's actually somewhat relaxing for me. Odd? Maybe, but that's me.

The Necronimicon was a book mentioned in stories by H.P. Lovecraft in the early part of this century, he died in 1937. But because he mixed in real grimoires with made up ones in his stories some people thought the Necronomicon was real and often asked libraries and bookstores for it, Lovecraft even wrote a fake history about it. Because it was so famous, someone finally wrote one in like 1967 or 1973 somewhere around there and several other versions have popped up too. Of course it became more famous after the Evil Dead movies. There was a leather bound version put out in the 80s. Today you can find the soft back version at most large bookstores like Barnes&Noble. They sell the Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LeVey as well.

Hmmm....interesting. That stuff intrigues me. It's just fascinating to me from an old wives tale stand point. Also, I suppose I'm one of the few sad people who has not reall read any H.P Lovecraft. I know who he was and about some of his books, I've just never been much of a r e a d e r...Not enough pictures.XD Thus my girlfriend, intellectually superior with book smarts ( * note book smarts does not always equal real smarts...not belittling her, just saying.), gets on me and names author after author as I just nod and blankly stare.XD

no thank you, some people in this site creep me out enough already, dont wanna say names but it starts with "o" and ends with "reo"