kirbz867

Life Goals: - Finally figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. - Get FoTNS jacked and then fight nerds in post-apocalyptic looking places. - Obtain a vast fortune that I will then waste by buying a vast collection of worthless Garfield merchandise. - Do a sweet flip off of a wall while an explosion goes off in the background (followed by hours of lying on the ground in pain). - Build a super-computer out of 20 Raspberry pis which will only be used to make a single led blink on and off every 3 seconds and hold a small collection of cool dog photos. - Contemplate all of my terrible life choices and goals.

My poor, poor babies. You all have no idea how hard it was to steal all these perfect potatoes that look like people at a weird angle. It'll take me hours to find more on eBay!