squirrelatemycookie

Ok. Serious guy talk here. Any guys thinking about making this the first message you send a girl, why are you thinking this will work? When have you ever heard of a guy saying this actually getting laid? When has a woman’s response to this ever been anything other than instant blocking or telling you to F yourself? If you are lonely and horny, this crap isn’t gonna help you. So just stop.

I had this situation a couple days ago. I’m minding my own business and randomly one of my coworkers asks me “how many bodies you got?” And I’m like “da fuq you just say? What kind of serial killer question is that?” But I’ve also heard some people say “bodies” just to generally refer to people as a group regardless of context. Not gonna lie. Hearing more people use this phrase feels kinda creepy to me.

At last! My last week of one of my part time evening gigs is done and I’ve gotten my hours for the other downscaled. I’ll be able to have much more free time in the week to do errands, get some naps and have some hobby time. First thing I’m gonna do is sleep all day long on Tuesday.

Not gonna lie. I’d be a little turned on of a woman started the conversation like that. The couple that kills together thrills together. <3

Same on my end. It is humid here too. So just gonna have to wear briefs today otherwise I’ll sweat more than a penguin in spite he Sahara. XD