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solid_snake95

Branden

30 year old Male
Single, Straight
about 15 hours ago
Pasadena, TX
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for Branden
Dec 25, 17 at 8:19pm
Napalm: *talks about sexual stuff with a girl and slapping comes into the mix* Snake: *GASP!* "NOOOO YOU DIDN'T! THATS SOOO WRONG! I'M APPALLED!
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Me: oh, thats not too bad
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Me: does she have a sister?
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 I did not say that. I am totally into spanking.
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Very light and respectful spanking with apologies after :P
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu *bombshell voice* ITS SO TRUE ... true as a Jimmy Crusade (official 2k17 meme of the Derp Squad)
redhawk
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Panda join DERP SQUAD
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 Just join already Panda! Dx
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk So we can make fun of snake and how he aint about spanking
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Lol what do uou guys even do anyway?
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk A whole bunch of tom foolery
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 Yeah basically. I love spanking women. The jiggle physics is what I live for!
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Then you get on your knees and apologize profusely Snake lol
yaasshat
yaasshat @yaasshat Pretty sure all y'all are only about the spanking, but it ain't of the women.;P
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 No im pretty sure its women, i dont roll that way yass. Twas a nice try tho ;P
yaasshat
yaasshat @yaasshat I'm pretty sure if that joke went over your head, it wasn't so much a joke, panda. Nothing there implied wanting or desiring men, just your subconscious shining thru, but that's ok. ;)
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I got the joke...it was about masturbating wasnt it? I just made a joke out of your joke making it seem as though thats what you really meant
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 But now its ruined cuz i had to explain it lol
yaasshat
yaasshat @yaasshat Ah, the o'l reverse joke ruiner? Or, saving face. But, yeah, sure, a joke... R*D*R^2 https://pics.me.me/clever-girl-26302235.png
yaasshat
yaasshat @yaasshat Damn it! Foiled again! No picture... ;__;
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I threw in the little smiley face at the end like you did, to show it was a joke.
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Snakey apologizes for all of this
huntergirl
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Nyaa Merry Christmas nyaa!^^
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 Merry Christmas to you too Neko! All the lolis to myself!!!! *__*
napalmamaterasu
Give the apple of your eye some..... D uck soup
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 You know what girls really want though? The snake!
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu they really really want Duck Soup
napalmamaterasu
Are you kinda a deep? A deep in a wifebeater
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 Yes...yes I am lmao
solid_snake95
Napalm: He is kinda a derp Me: No he is full blown retarded Charles: I guess you can say "RETARD-ED"!!!! Everyone: AYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
napalmamaterasu
get yourself a wifebeater tanktop thing - and you might be as much of a bear as the token minority *bombshell voice* its so true
solid_snake95
#CharlesCan'tGetOverMack
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Teddy bear can't get over mack!
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu *bombshell voice* its so mack!
kameiya
Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya left a comment for Branden
Dec 24, 17 at 10:52pm
A good head of hair is attractive to me but if I fall in love with the guy I wouldn't care if he does bald.
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 But would you notice a bald guy is my question on my mind. :l *might change my profile pic to Saitama*
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu #awkward - that is what this is
solid_snake95
I want some girl opinions about a topic my mom brought up to me. How many of you like guys who are bald? I might be losing my hair by the time I am 30.
solid_snake95
Just letting you guys know. If you see me in a bad mood on here it ain't anything to do with you. My dad is in bad shape. Even after his open heart surgery. His test results came back saying he only has 30% of his heart left functioning. They did not give him long. He needs to stay home and not over exert himself, but he keeps going on about making more more more money doing hard labor jobs. Even though he has enough money right now to solve off of. They can't do anything to save his heart they said. Just to prolong the process.
yaasshat
yaasshat @yaasshat Sounds like my dad, stubborn to a fault. My dad has three heart stents, busted up back and had a pancreatic cancer scare last year.... Do what I should (Not close with my dad, but I get a guilty twinge every once in a while...) do, spend as much time with him or just talking with him. Health or not, no one knows how long they have, but the time spent can mean so much more than ya think. Also, don't stress (easier said than done),to quote a certain actor from a certain Jurassic film... life...uhhh.... life finds a way. Best wishes and if need be, I do always have an open ear.
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 Thank you yaasshat. Your comment means much more to me than you think. You eased my mind a little bit too. :)
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