Ghost

It's awkward when I have sexual dreams about my friends. https://media.tenor.com/f8dQdqu4OmIAAAAC/having-a-nightmare-fates-plus-vibes-song.gif

1. I wanted to have a daughter. So that I may abandon her for dolphins and starfish, and to go dance around with some silly teenagers in Japan while she struggles a fatherless life. Then at the ripe old age of 40, I'll start to regret all my life decisions, look at a picture of some dead friends while crying my eyes out, and chugging down several beers, before bed every night. I would wake up just like a baby. Sobbing, in a puddle of its own urine. Then a gay priest will murder me before I can make things right. https://media.tenor.com/IeO_YTnWBLEAAAAd/jotaro-dance.gif 2. This might make me sound like a feckwad, but I say a some of these laws protecting animals gotta go. Animals are dangerous, the same way fire is dangerous. People who forget that? They find themselves scorched. https://media.tenor.com/OYN-n_qfZ9MAAAAd/kills-cool.gif 3. Yes, quite plenty of them. Good thing I always had my local Josuke and his Kureji Daiyamunda around. https://media.tenor.com/TKCh6cdQ15sAAAAC/crazy-diamond.gif 4. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. https://media.tenor.com/HeI7bzqoE6wAAAAC/yoshikage-kira-yoshikage.gif 5. My story is weird, started out being bullied, ended up being one of most popular kiddos in the entire school. It's just something with me. I reckon I'd come off as an annoyance more than I do. Most people just like me. Even though I don't cherish that the way I did back then. These days... A quiet life is all I want... That would mean the world to me. But I tell myself it just won't happen. So I stay active. https://media.tenor.com/rZjFJI0tlswAAAAC/kira-anime-serious.gif 6. I can do it quite well, but I'm not fond of so many people just waiting for me to say something that will be used against me. https://media.tenor.com/elTkk54OTL0AAAAd/joseph-joestar-jojo.gif 7. Marine Biologist. Dolphins and starfish. All hells, report to the yes. https://media.tenor.com/96m2CnExu84AAAAM/jotaro-ocean-man.gif 8. Until like April, no. I really had to shift gears and get my license after an incident with dad, forcing me to take my younger sister to my home. Took her under my wing as her new legal guardian. If life has taught me anything... its that life is not easy for people who can't drive. Unless they live in the city. Yuck. I'm a country boy! 10. Nothing. Coffee Just coffee. All coffee. Again, and again. https://media.tenor.com/VY99VnpR_uwAAAAC/diegobrando.gif