Jacob

36 year old Male

Available, Straight

7 days ago

Dubuque, IA

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Mysterious Devil @chise8686 left a comment for Jacob

Mysterious Devil @chise8686

Mar 13, 21 at 9:48pm

I love science in general

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Mysterious Devil @chise8686

Mar 13, 21 at 9:37pm

Awww, that is very sweet of you. ^^

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 13, 21 at 9:11pm

Ok my tour around MO is done and I have used pickup lines in a very tired state. Do I think ANY of them will work? No. Why did I do it? Entertainment. If you are one of the people I just left a message with, please don't take it too seriously.

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 13, 21 at 8:22pm

Going to shamelessly use the worse pick up lines I can around Mai and see what happens.

Jacob @jacobl89 @redhawk @hell_hound7 Save me from this boredom.

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Thanks for the tag fam

Jacob @jacobl89 You were not online. DX

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I'm at work but the thought counts hmph

Jacob @jacobl89 Sorry I will do better next time

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 13, 21 at 4:02pm

What have I done? Jk

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 you created a monster

Jacob @jacobl89 I am not your mother. I didn't create shit.

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 13, 21 at 3:46pm

I love trolling Karen's at my job.

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 13, 21 at 2:13pm

Ok, I am done bothering @iloveminecraft123. Enjoy studying.

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 i love when you bother me tho :((

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 ok ok back to studies i really should-

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 one more meme maybe ? heh

Jacob @jacobl89 Fine

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ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123

Mar 13, 21 at 1:53pm

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Jacob @jacobl89 I will.

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 so excited.

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ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123

Mar 13, 21 at 10:19am

s-sir.. what is that new username about.. i hope you mean other puta cuz like- https://media1.tenor.com/images/e76fd71de8b2995e5a863e372b7b9685/tenor.gif?itemid=15012457 jk. troll me. stalk me. hurt me. hunt me down !!! a big turn on ngl. https://media1.tenor.com/images/4276caa8f6aaa6c3c9f011dd7e4e7713/tenor.gif?itemid=15812546

Jacob @jacobl89 Ok changing my name back. I don't want to turn you on.

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 this is what happens when you wanna troll a troll ~

Jacob @jacobl89 You found my weakness. Not wanting to have anything sexual with someone that looks under 23.

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 yes i have read that post of yours and made me wonder why that age ? you perhaps american right.. lolz

Jacob @jacobl89 I am American. I had to set an age somewhere. I have a number of reasons for wanting to date within my age group. Someone would have to truly impress me to consider otherwise. To be honest I probably wouldn't even give them a chance.

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 i’m glad that i finally met someone on this site who isn’t going to break all the unspoken social “rules” and lose his dignity just to get a pussee no matter what. sir, now i can officially state that i respect u and am willing to put actual effort into this friendship !

Jacob @jacobl89 Thanks. Dignity is one of the few things that once you lose it, you can't get it back. To friendship then!

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 amazing, can you please explain it to the rest of population because some of these individuals still haven’t realised shit ? do a tutorial or whatever, this needs to get viral asap

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 + one more question since we got a lil serious, i always admired mortals who only have few people in their friends list even tho i know for a fact a lot of people want to befriend them, and my question is, dum dum dum *dramatic drums* WHY do you have such a lil number of friends in your friends list !!! genuinely curious

Jacob @jacobl89 Ummmmmm well I am not even sure how I would do that.

Jacob @jacobl89 Hmmmmm good question. When people randomly message me and never talked to me previously I usually ask why. That usually kills it right there and thank God. I don't need my friend list to be cluttered. I learned a while ago the quality friends are the only thing I need in life.

Jacob @jacobl89 Got betrayed by a friend once that turned a bunch of friends I had met through them against me. Since them I have been leery about just friending people.

Jacob @jacobl89 Which is sad because I love meeting people and making friends

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 damn right quality over quantity >>>> always

Jacob @jacobl89 Wait, you can see my friends list?

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 i’m sorry to hear that but at least you saw their real face and there’s less toxicity in your life

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 yeah pretty much. lmao why ??? is it forbidden dad

Jacob @jacobl89 Very true, looking back I was constantly gas lighted. I am glad I am away from that.

Jacob @jacobl89 No, I was not aware you could see friend list

Jacob @jacobl89 I just figured out how. Thanks