3 hours!!?? wow... such dedication haha http://38.media.tumblr.com/82cdf54871b4a7a831f137d0e8227e0c/tumblr_muvz3nB63B1sl8jsao2_250.gif

^_^ Kichi...I'm bored.But I amuse myself with stupid humor when I feel tired.i been up 24 hours....and can't get 2 sleep with the sun...

The flatter the better XD jk jk welcome to the site hope you enjoy it here and have fun ok? http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/092/6/a/flat_is_justice__by_ohmygumiho-d7csmbu.jpg

I believe all the good in the world comes with a part of negativity. But that's besides the point.

x[ yessss! I like all foods & drinks... I like anything */@#.= hohooo..... :3

If you guys like chapter one then tell me and I'll go to chapter 2.If not then that's okay (: Chapter One:My Genius Has Been Slay'd "Gooood..morning ! Cricket leaf high!Today we will be having opossum stew, yum.And remember today is Valentines day so make sure you spread the love...but seriously, no kissing,touching, googly eyes, or awww you are the sweetest babycakes.CLH has strict regulations against flirting. (Dre) Geez, you hear that?WHAT'S the point of having valentine's day if you can't flirt? (Carmichael) Zzzm (Dre) you gotta be kidding me.+The teacher walks in+MR.SHAKESPEARE! Why are you always asleep during class?! Wake up! (Carmichael)Zzz.(Dre) I got this.Dre is waaayyy..better than Carmichael at D.Ac. (Carmichael)•_•! What!! That's totally not true.I'm the better one! (Teacher)+Writes on the chalkboard+I don't even know anything about D.Ac and I already know you suck at it.Every day after school when I'm leaving to go home to cry and drink strawberry milk and pout about how all men are dogs I see you battling other students and YOU ALWAYS lose. (Carmichael) Well..I'll get better eventually. (Dre) Dude, you been practicing for like for ever and you still don't got skills. (Teacher) Just be thankful you aren't in"Blizzard".Those guys train around the clock for our freedom.They don't use Dark'd Angelcards As a game.Did you know it was solely used for warfare til about 100 years ago?(All the students.) YES! (Carmichael) plz, plz don't bore us with the "Ancient Story of D.Ac .Ms.Derelda. (Dre) Besides, the story that was past down couldn't possibly be the truth.it doesn't make any sense at all.Pssf..the gods gave us magical cards to use to fight our enemies. (Ms.Derelda) Maybe that's why we aren't allowed to teach D.Ac religion in geometry. (Carmichael) It really doesn't matter.i know everything there is to know.I should just be able to skip to college. (Dre) Yeah right.You know everything.You been telling that story since you were in diapers probably. (Carmichael) Hey, probably since the womb. (Ms.Derelda) well today is the last day before "winter Carnival"class.So mr.Shakespeare.Why don't you enroll in a D.Ac class if you are sooo..bored traditional school. (Dre) Ha, ha, ha, but he would still suck. (Carmichael)+Glares at Dre+(Dre) I got a guy that I learn from.Maybe after school I can introduce you to him Carmichael..And the school is by a beautiful waterfall. (Carmichael) Sure.Why not.why wouldn't I want to know how to use D.Ac better than only the seniors citizen home. (Dre) Hey! I was offering an alternative to Bingo! I'm a old folks home hero.And don't you forget it. (Carmichael) Psssf..whatever.+The bell rings+They walk out of the building as Dre looks at Carmichael. (Dre) Sooo..let's head to my school shall we? (Carmichael) Hmmm..where is it+A man pops out of the bushes. (Captain Quarterbreed) Where is it?!! It's all around you.Just like nature's bathroom. (Carmichael) please tell me this guy isn't the teacher! (Dre) hahaha..ye...ah. (Captain Quarterbreed) yes I am indeed the lamb that heads the flock down the block. (Carmichael) Re...ally? This freak? (Captain Quarterbreed) Captain freak! But I also go by dreamer than a dream, hotter than a pancake, faster than half slug half turtle hybrid and cooler than your mammas..refrigerator and yes also by Captain Quarterbreed!. (Carmichael) and what are you a quarter breed of? Besides a dumbass. (Captain Quarterbreed) well I'm a quarter breed of a wild bronco..a quarter breed of a mountain you might even say..a quarter breed of the sun and all its light and glory, a quarter breed is only a quarter of a story..sorry if it's getting A tad bit too boring but the quarter breed in me is roaring..published by myself.Find my poetry in the next Genius Poetry Magazine". (Carmichael) uh no thanks.i prefer to read from someone with a brain that doesn't operate like a magic 8ball...although those are actually wiser than you..although no I don't wanna certainly learn from a quarter breed mountain sun horse and a donkeys ass. (Captain Quarterbreed) hmm that's funny I don't remember saying my heritage included a donkeys ass.maybe though.i mean anything possible. Will post 2nd half to chapter one later on.i need a Lil sleep.if you find it boring it gets better, if you find it weird it gets weirder and if you don't like it plz.. tell me and I will cut the story short (:

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