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Bade Billson Scene
about 10 years ago • Creative Writing
masque_of_red
(Bade Billson's Apartment) (Bathroom Scene) (Bade is singing in the shower) "Pickles and beans, pickles and beans, oh how I love you pickles and beans" (Gunshots heard outside bathroom window) "Dammit" (Bade opens window to yell, and he has a gasmask on???) "Keep down, I'm trying to enjoy some me time up here. Huh?" (Bade sees a group of teens trying to rob a young boy) (Boys dialogue) "Give your lunch money kid, I ain't asking twice" "I dont have any I swear" *teen grabs boy by the collar* "Quit lying, hand over the god damn money" *Bade shows up behind the group and yells* HEY!!!! *Bade is in his underwear and gasmask? Great* "What the hell are you guys doing that I had to rush out here in my skivvies huh?!" *teens start laughing at him mockingly* "Oh yeah sure, let's all get a good laugh the gas mask man in his underpants" *Main teen drops the boy and yells at bade* "Get back in hole gaybo" *the name angers bade* *bade walks slowly to the teen picking his ear with his other hand to his side* "Um please forgive me sir, I believe I did not here you correctly, would you be so kind as to repeat your sentence please?" *teen gets in bade's face* "I said, get back in your damn house gaybo!" *Bade puts his hand to his chin* "Oh there it is I hear it now, very well I lad I shall leave but, before I depart, may I ask one question? " WHAT!" *Bade points to his head with a confused look* "Why is there a hammer connected to your cranium sir" "What?" *All of a sudden, a mallet hammer falls from the bade's window and smacks the teen's head, knocking him out* *teen get frightened and boy is just watching startled* *Bade picks up the hammer and looks at the other teens* "So, who wants to play whack a mole?" *teens run off, leaving thier friend behind* *Bade throws his arms up* "Ahh man, the party just started, ah well" *Bade goes over to the boy and helps him up* "You OK kid?" *boy begins to speak* "Yeah, thanks" *boy looks closer at Bade and recognizes him* "Hey, aren't you Bade Billson?!" *Bade grabs a peice of gas from the ground and looks at his reflection* "Why yes, yes I am" *boy becomes excited* "Oh man Mr. Billson this so cool, please can I get an autograph"! *Bade becomes happy and agrees* "Ha-ha, why certainly young man" *Bade gets a pen from somewhere?* *He starts searching for something to sign, until he notices something behind the boys back* "Hey, watch'a got there?" *boy becomes embarrassed* "It's nothing Mr. Billson, its just junk" "Junk? That looks like a hammer? C'mon let me see" *boy becomes more embarrassed* "It's really nothing special Mr. Billson, its nothing you'd be proud of" *Bade bends down a little* "Ah c'mon on sport, if it's a hammer I love it, c'mon let me see" *boy relents and shows Bade his hammer he made* *the hammer is nothing more than a stick, with cloth around it, with a tin can as the hammer part, with a rock wedged into one side* "Told you it was nothing special" *Bade takes the hammer and holds it* "Are you kidding me? This is awesome, this is expert street engineering right here" *boy becomes surprised* "But the handles is broken, and hammer part is barely holding on" *Bade swings the hammer and the handles breaks in his hands* "Ah man, your right in that note. *Bade looks at the boy* "Well, as for me not to look like some gay weirdo, I'll make ya a deal. Let me throw some clothes on, and I'll help ya fix up your hammer here to the point of super awesome? Sound good?" *boy becomes excited* "Really you mean it" "Sure thing sport, be right back" *Bade runs back inside* *15 minutes later* *Bade appears back outside in his full bounty hunter suit, made of a black sleeveless shirt, brown battle pants, some holsters, and two hammers on his back. He's also, holding a chest of tools* *boy looks a Bade in his true glory* "This is so cool"! *Bade slams his tool chest in on a trash can* "You ain't seen nothign yet son, ha-ha" *Bade gestures for the boy to join him* "Now get over here, and lets make this bad boy" *Bade and the boy start rebuilding the boys hammer into what Bade describes as "the description of awesome* *boy is now holding his new hammer, that now has a reinforced steel handle with a cloth grip, a stone for the hammer head, and a B symbol on one side of the head, which is the boys autograph* "watcha think sport"? *boy is super excited, swinging the hammer left and right* " This is awesome, thanks so much Mr. Billson"! *Bade is happy and ruffles the boys hair* "Anytime kid, now remember, if those punks cone at ya, give the old one two with old besty her got it" *boy laughs and salutes to Bade* "Yes sir" *Bade plays along and salutes back* "Then go young cadet, may the hammer be with you" *boy runs off, waving goodbye to Bade* *Bade turns around, with his hands behind his head, walking back to his apartment* "You did good Billson, ya did," *Bade trips over something* "Ooomh", what the hell!" *Bade then notices he triped over the teen he knocked out earlier* "Whoops" *Bade gets up and looks at the teen, pandering what to do* *Bade then looks left and right quickly, picks up the teen, throws him on top of a dumpster, and runs backside his apartment* *Bade gets inside then slams the door breathing heavily* * Bade begins walking toward the bathroom again* "I'm sure he'll wake up soon, its only 10:00, if he doesn't the trash will get him, ha-ha. Get him, that's a good one" *Bade gets back in shower and starts singing again* "Now where was I, oh yeah. Pickles and beans, pickles and beans. (END)
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