Confessions

@projectptakux https://c.tenor.com/D3w8y09N4MsAAAAC/gordon-ramsay-master-chef.gif

I confess I'm getting old, I can't remember simple stuff that used to be easy for me to remember like birthdays, random facts about my friends etc.

@kuharido https://media.giphy.com/media/QzKtmrdMw6Tra/giphy.gif

I confess I walked into Whole Foods this morning and got blasted by a wave of roses and other flowers as the florists were prepping for Valentine's Day. (Always nice flowers that are more affordable than the delivery services, just f.y.i.) I'm not one of those that hates getting flowers because they'll just die, blah blah. I fucking love flowers. Bring on the stems.

I wonder if my flower city will be done on valentines day. That would be the best valentines day gift ever, screw girls and roses. Jk screwing girls and roses would be more bad ass