Confessions

I confess that being a long-distance maid of honor in this day and age is weird. I get to do my maid of honor duties and speech for the wedding while in another country as everyone in the ceremony watches on a projected screen. Pro tip: Expect Skype to lag in the middle of you saying something emotional or funny.

I confess that I might burn up MO with one of my pseudo patented real talks. Its been awhile and there's something I been meaning to get off my chest for a hot minute. It'll probably blow a few minds and its not gonna be tumblrista safe zone friendly. Main reasons I haven't now is cause I had a few drinks and don't want it to be on the "alcohol" and also just to be sure I want to drop this kind of fire in a place where most people just don't handle it well.

Napalm, Drop it like it's hot.

"I came... to this city. But I also had an orgasm." -Yusei (like 5 minutes ago)

@rozuroza Oh my god... how dare you have an opinion that might upset fanboys/fangirls XD My confession ummm, I tried to impress a girl once with my gardening abilities and then lost my grip and dropped the shears into my foot causing blood to gush out like a shaked up soda bottle

I confess that http://img01.ibnlive.in/ibnlive/uploads/2015/08/chandler-9.gif Lol