Confessions

@Animekid O bb, here we go... con·fes·sion /kənˈfeSHən/ noun noun: confession; plural noun: confessions; noun: confession of faith; plural noun: confessions of faith 1. a formal statement admitting that one is guilty of a crime. Damn, yeah, I clearly misunderstood what a confession is when I said it's a crime. "But wait, David," you might say, "that clearly states 'a formal statement' and this is anything but that." Okay, fair point, but that doesn't diminish the fact that this definition of confession requires admitting something interesting, i.e. a crime. Being pathetic, unlovable, sad, disappointed, etc. isn't a crime, it's unfortunate. - an admission or acknowledgment that one has done something that one is ashamed or embarrassed about. Oh, look, here's another definition of confession! It doesn't say anything about it being formal, so that's nice. But, oh no, look at that: "one has done something". So, since I guess I have to spell this out for you, being pathetic, unlovable, sad, disappointed, etc. isn't doing something, it's an emotion that you're experiencing. - a formal admission of one's sins with repentance and desire of absolution, especially privately to a priest as a religious duty. Oh my Cthulhu! ANOTHER definition of confession! I can literally just copy and paste my first thing here, replacing crime with unethical. The problem is you can start circlejerking about what "sins" are and what "unethical" means and yada yada yoo. That's not the point. No, the point is we have so far established a confession to be, AT THE VERY LEAST, the act of DOING something one is ashamed or embarrassed about, and the most common things that people are ashamed and embarrassed about? Crimes and unethical behavior. - (HUMOROUS) intimate revelations about a person's private life or occupation, especially as presented in a sensationalized form in a book, newspaper, or movie. Damn, so many definitions, so easy to misunderstand them. This is the last one I'm going to talk about. Both because I think it's most likely the definition you're clinging to, and because after this Google just goes more into shit about churches lmao. This one absolutely gives you the most interpretative leeway. After all, I think it's accepted that "intimate" and "private life" are more and more subjective in this day and age of smartphones and social media. "Revelations" are still pretty simple though. They're secrets that are fucking surprising. Guess what isn't secretive or surprising? That people feel like shit and are sad in 2019 lmao. That people are sexual, that people are loners, that people consider themselves superior because their brain has to force them to feel that way or they'd kill themselves, that people don't trust one another. None of that is a revelation, especially not on this website. Just to make it clear, I'm not dissing people for feeling that way, God knows I feel that way, I'm disappointed by the fact they consider them confessions lmao. I was hoping this was going to be a legit forum for revealing shit that not fucking everyone and their mother already knows about you. It's not. And I'll eventually get over it. But for now, it's disappointing that we're just memeing and posting r/ihavesex material instead of giving me that juicy af drama. So, just to reiterate: I don't fucking misunderstand what a confession is, sweetheart. I place higher value on the criminal, unethical, and, you know, actually doing things in life part of confessions than what you and yours do. Thanks tho ~~Cthulhu fhtagn!~~

I confess i hope the next grill i get with is honestly the last XD i wont self cuck myself this time. Cuz honestly alot of my exes werent that bad. Hopefully she is loyal tho.

"an admission or acknowledgment that one has done something that one is ashamed or embarrassed about" Many of the posts you seem to view as failures as confessions actually fall under this definition you have posted yourself. Just because you might not find it embarrassing they might find it embarrassing or embarrassing to openly admit that very thing which they confess. Since you are not them you cannot prove that it isn't something they are embarrassed about since some people are embarrassed over the smallest things therefore many of these things aside from some that are clearly just said as a reason to post something such a thing I confess that the word bad has three letters in it, do fit under that definition even if they are not interesting in your eyes as a confession.

Lmao, again, you need to DO something. FEELING/THINKING something that you're ashamed or embarrassed about isn't included in that. EXPERIENCING something that you're ashamed or embarrassed about isn't included in that. It requires you to actually be proactive and DO something you're ashamed and embarrassed about. Some examples of NOT a confession because I'm NOT DOING anything: - I feel like I'm going to die sad and alone because I haven't had a girlfriend in months. - My best friend is terrible at video games and I hate playing with him. - Sometimes I think that I should get a dog, but then I realize that I don't deserve the love, happiness, and loyalty they bring. - I hate that people try to label everything. Why does it matter if someone is black/white/straight/gay/etc, why can't they just be them without all the labels? Some examples of confessions because I AM DOING something: - I was raised Mormon. One day at church, I fingerbanged my then underage girlfriend in the room next to where people were learning about how to stay pure and enter the temple. No one knows but the two of us, and now all you muddafuggas. (See how it's a fucking action and not a feeling? See how it's illegal and unethical so it makes it more exciting than "boy, I sure am lonely"? And guess what? I feel ashamed because who tf does that lmao. Whoa. Checking off all the boxes.) - I stole a gameboy from a friend when I was like 11 because I wanted to play his pokemon game. I'm pretty sure he thought he had lost it. I'd play it hiding in the bathroom because my parents hated video games. When they found out, I told them I borrowed it and I'd take it right back. When I walked to his house, I hid it outside and "found" it when I went over to his house again. (Again. Illegal. Unethical. An action. Ashamed. Whoa.) - I ruined my highschool's penpal program by being a complete fucktard. I was assigned this really cute German girl as my penpal and decided it'd be fucking hilarious to tell her all about my grandpa fighting Nazis and making Nazi jokes in my first email to her. They shut down the program for the year. When they restarted it, all emails had to be sent on school computer's after being read by a teacher to make sure they're appropriate. (Unethical. Action. Fucking humiliating and I hate myself for it. But it's a fucking action so who fucking cares?) Now imagine if I actually made those confessions interesting reads? It's objectively better than the shit that's currently posted as confessions. They encourage more discussion because people want additional details and would want to share similar stories. Right now it's just "Bro, I'm sad." "Bro, me too." Like come on lmao. ~~Cthulhu fhtagn!~~

Idk why but this big TLDR energy coming from this thread makes me wanna say such an indispensable Spanish expression like "LA TUYA POR SI ACASO". And boooooy I confess I'm like super happy I'm not deeply attached to anybody but dude I didn't know I could get hit on by such good looking guys and they're still not enough for me. I fucking hate myself sometimes for that and I honestly hope I also find someone I love once I finally graduate and get my shit together, hopefully soon, fuck my life.