Confessions

I'm going to kik for the rest of the night, watching random shit on YouTube and while eating leftover pizza..with a fork.

*tries to make toast moldy bread *tries to make toast with burger buns nearly burns down the place *decides fuck this, eats christmas candy for breakfast hey, least i tried

in hindsight turning the temp down would have been the intellectual choice but it also got stuck in there cause they were really buffy >w> smart choice would have been 1. turn the temp on the toaster down 2. either flatten the bread by hand or 3.put the bread on top of the toaster, not inside, and monitor

I confess im here in the airport rn and there is a guy arguing with his lady over the phone and i may or may not be eavesdropping cuz it sounds like some juicy drama >:3

where you going panda?! meeting someone special >w>??? *wink wonk wink wink wonk wonk nudge nudge*

I used to work for a call center that supported the navy. One of my customers was having an issue with their email so I remotely connected to their machine and fixed the problem. They had me stay on the line while they sent an email in case it wasn't fixed. The email they were sending was a break up email and it was totally a "It's not you it's me" email. I read the whole thing. I don't think she realized I was still connected and could see it.

i confess that when i tell someone im liberal it seems they jump to all the stereotypes but i actually have more realist views on social issues for example. roy moore is not a pedophile, hes a hebephile and i dont think that really has anything to do with political issues. and caitlyn jenner is not a "hero" for getting a sex change. shes still a bad person, whether male or female