Confessions

Confessions of a Nifco Employee: Part 3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ I've given names to each of the presses I operate at work. K1 - Jagar Tharn: https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/1/17172/622425-jagar_tharn.jpg For it is manipulative, deceptive, and always manages to freeze the scales somehow, causing me to have to reboot them over and over again. It haunts my dreams. K2 - The Underking: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/9/98/Underking_Daggerfall_Ending.png An older machine just kinda left there... Unresolved... Unforgiving... Yearning to be one again. K3 - Dagoth Ur: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/graveyard/20747357/images/1347891322762.jpg I dunno, I must have done something to piss this one off in a past life or something, cause it's always breaking down, and its packing parts require as much attention as a pack of cliff racers or something. K4 - Mehrunes Dagon: https://i.imgur.com/kdQFoc9.gif It's always spitting parts all over the floor, unleashing untold messes to clean up. I have to crawl down into some very dark, hard to reach places to get all of them. K5 - Alduin: http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/acunningdisguise.gif It's causing floods all over the floor, it's always smoking, and certain packing parts are a real bitch to deal with, while others are pushovers if you know what you're doing. All of them are buggy as shit.

noot and neko got laaaiidd https://media.giphy.com/media/vo2dfjjZiVHKU/source.gif i think theyr goin slowcosby too

i confess kaceytron is my hero https://media.giphy.com/media/Y3obavYwggWBy/giphy.gif

stop bragging about getting sex and being able to fall sleep sirus jeeeeez

now your braggin about having pizza >w> your making an enemy, sirus >w>!! *shakes fist*