Confessions

shower? ha *grabs deodorant and dry shampoo* ill never touch water again

in virginia its illegal to trick or treat when your 15 and over not the same in your state?

Lamby, Show the law on that.

*looked it up* hm, turns out its illegal for all children to trick or treat in virginia http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/virginia anyways, when i was in highschool thats what teachers and the news were saying, and i got the stink eye when i went trick or treating in my last year (which was that year and i was infact 15 or 16)

I confess 2A / gun memes are hilarious https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Veteran+fb+dump+iv_28f582_6267460.jpg

halloween / gun crossover http://memes.doublie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sizzle-album-guns-650000436401995776-Twitter.png

That law isn't for the entirety of Virginia and well, its not exactly enforced... Ever. It varies from town to town also, in In Stafford County, it is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.(Although, in many places it can't be with anything thicker than the width of your thumb.). Sooo... I guess I can beat my wife(But, gotta stop having sex with the lights on or in any position other than missionary)? ;P Oh, and you best be wearing a corset and be accompanied by a male chaperone after 6 p.m.

I think I"m sick.... https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/16464357_690141451164867_7027617453278494720_n.jpg

Last one for now.... https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b6/30/7c/b6307c84649c913ecab2ff85946e58bb--military-quotes-funny-military.jpg