Confessions

DEAR LORD MORE YASSHATS!!?? haha jk jk, congrats mate! heres to a safe pregnancy and a kid that cures cancer! http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lotr-hobbit-toast.gif

Now the hard part, me and my wife just quit smoking, too. Beer? Meh... She's the only one that can't have that until mid next year. XD

https://greatist.com/sites/default/files/Beers-feature.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsS_VMzY10I

dont be like that, itll be easier for her if you give it up together >w> shes carrying your child for goodness sake >w>!

Pffft... I need excess calories.. For... Uhhh.. The energy of raising a child... Yeah, thats it. XD Nah, I'll probably cut back quite a bit, but it's not like I (or her) drink all that much to begin with. Halo, Ya ass. XD

i confess im at 105 dms and contemplating just not responding to dms anymore just way too many and too much

so a mother and daughter are sitting on a bed, having a deep talk the mother says "Its perfectly normal sweety, and happens to every girl around your age sweetey, myself included. Its a sign that youv become a woman." the daughter looks up at her mother, "i still cant believe i have to get an abortion once month!" ....that counts as a dad joke right?