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...meh. Not that great. Calling around different doctors to see who has an availability that isn't 4 months from now. So far the soonest I can get is March.

Not having any luck thus far. Two of the offices suggested I just go to a hospital for faster service, haha! It's basically to the point I'm going to have lie and say I'm dying to get the ball rolling on whatever the heck is going on with my body.

Just say you've got severe pain on the lower right side of your stomach. Appendicitis isn't taken lightly. Or... The REAL fast trick is to complain of chest pain.lol Really, just go to your GP and get recommended to a specialist(I know that'll be a months long wait.). If it's currently a painful issue, they'll probably recommend ER, since without looking at your innards, there's no telling what's up.

@yaasshat That is the current situation. I did see my GP and they did recommend I see a GI, but all the GIs in the area are booked till March or April. One told me if it gets bad enough just bite the bullet and check myself into a hospital to beat the lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCWcK4c-F8Q Mr. Robot is now Mr. Wick

Alright... Who keeps telling the Mormons to come to my place? Second time in a week. Guess I gotta start getting creative. My fiance already told them we're happily living in sin and they've clearly not understood. Gonna come to the door in the nude next time and invite them in for awkward, leg spread conversation. How strong is your faaaaaaaith?!?!?!